me:my arm hurts
mom:it's the computer
me:my eyes hurt
mom:it's the computer
me:i have a nosebleed
mom:it's the computer
me:i have a fever
mom:are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
me:im pregnant
mom:its the computer
me:i feel down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
mom:the computer pushed you didnt it
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