February 2012
“The biggest devil is me. I’m either my best friend or my worst enemy.”
– RIP Whitney Houston (via ifwewerefeckless)
January 2012
me: my arm hurts
mom: it's the computer
me: my eyes hurt
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a nosebleed
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a fever
mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
me: im pregnant
mom: its the computer
me: i feel down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
mom: the computer pushed you didnt it
December 2011
